Of clumsy Kenyan men and what women want between the sheets

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Typical sexual encounter with a Kenyan man is strange           Photo:Courtesy

I don’t think it is far off the mark to say that Kenyan men are the worst sexual partners in the world. They leave a lot to be desired in the bedroom. Their lack of tact between the sheets stems from one simple thing: The concept of foreplay is all Greek to them. They have it in their head that the only prelude to sex is simply getting unclothed or grabbing or spanking a woman’s bum. After that it is ‘wham bam thank you ma’am’.

This is how a typical sexual encounter with a Kenyan man plays out: You are on the couch watching TV or something. Out of the blues, he attacks you with his tongue, kissing you aggressively, literally jamming his tongue down your throat.

Before you even get a chance to catch your breath, he grabs your hand and plants it on his crotch. That should let you know that he wants to get laid. You are shocked and mildly annoyed, but you love this bugger. And besides, you are feeling a little horny yourself. You play along. Then he whips out his stiff member and shoves your head down and expects you to get to work, if you know what I mean.

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Wednesday, 1 June 2016